Toilet Paper

17 August 2012

Churp Churp #Wink2

http://my.churpchurp.com/MFedilis/share/churpchurp-invite

19 March 2009

Durex advertisment at Khao San Road, Bangkok

1.
Maximilian
Gods source of all power, genius, sexy mother fucker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world

2.
Maximilian
the ultimate
You are a kew mother fucker but I am Maximilian. or I am the maxmilian of sex machines.

Go to Urban Dictionary

P/S: Pictures on my vacation will be upload later..

03 October 2008

When i'm Black

Didier Drogba, among Chelsea Fc star player..

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, written by an African Kid

When I born, I black

When I grow up, I black

When I go in Sun, I black

When I scared, I black

When I sick, I black

And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow

When you born, you pink

When you grow up, you white

When you go in sun, you red

When you cold, you blue

When you scared, you yellow

When you sick, you green

And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

Found this from Funny-v1

P/S: Stop Racism..

05 September 2008

Kerja

Kerja punya pasal sa tidak dapat enjoy sama kawan ni malam..

Plan main futsal rosak!!

S&%#..

Bagus lagi tanam anggur..

P/S: What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

03 September 2008

The Rock..Donggongon dia lah Raja

The Rock
Real name: Unknown maybe Michael bin Jackson or Plytipus
Nick name: the Rock
Age: Unknown maybe 103
Family Background: Unknown maybe father of 100 children..
School background: PhD Permanent Head Damaged
Hobbies: asking for Rokok, loitering around Donggonggon, do Sumazau, and etc
Friends: Stone cold, undertaker, ultraman and spiderman..

P/S: ni orang bagus..tidak kacau orang pun..plus..bila misai panjang dia CUKUR..

23 August 2008

Servay Penampang: Fire,Fire, on 20.08.2008

Picture taken from bengodomon.com

Sabah 1st hypermarket build on 1997..
Destroyed on fire..
the history written on 20.08.2008

Time tu malam..
around 7.30pm..
me hanging out with some friends at Ching fah..
Suddenly..
Ah chie (Senior Captain at Ching Fah's Restaurant) informed us that..
Servay is on fire..

Ingat main2..
tau2 betul2 pula..
Kami stay di Ching Fah dari jam 7pm sampai 12am..
still can see the sky from area Penampang Baru ada tu kaler2 macam on fire..

The next day..
bila baca newspaper..
Rugi almost 10 Million..
and some say 30 million..
Memang besar rugi tu..
kruk2..
thanks mQ 4 the info..

P/S: Teda sudah tempat shopping baju xmas..sama tempat part time budak2 lepasan SPM..

20 August 2008

Most Beautiful Athletes at Beijing Olympic 2008..

Leryn Franco is just your run-of-the-mill javelin thrower/pageant queen/model with her own calendar. But during the Beijing Olympics the 26-year old Paraguayan became so much more to the American people; she became our javelin thrower/pageant queen/model with her own calendar. So, my fellow Americans, it is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you that our favorite Paraguayan athlete (sorry Jose Luis Chilavert) was eliminated from the Olympics this morning after failing to qualify for the javelin finals. Take all the time you need.
Ms. Franco became the object of our attention after she was noticed by NBC cameras during the Parade of Nations at the Olympic Opening Ceremony. Fourth-Place Medal's fledgling Investigative Unit discovered her identity eight magical days ago and since then our schoolboy crush blossomed into unrequited love.
Leryn -- can we call you Leryn? -- didn't return our collective calls, but we didn't mind. We knew she was busy preparing for her event: the javelin throw. She competed this morning, finishing second-to-last in the qualifying round with a throw that was 12 meters short of her personal best. It was a disappointment, to be sure, but not altogether surprising. After all, Leryn's goal was never to medal; it was to win the hearts of men and women worldwide. And in that event, Leryn Franco won gold.

Photo via Getty Images

Artikel dari yahoo.com

P/S: Cantik...tidak ngam jadi athlete..Juvelin thrower lagi tu..nyam2

16 August 2008

Men's Single Olympic Final 2008

Ni gambar kena curi dari kimfei.blogspot.com

Who will win the Olympic Gold Medal??

Lee Chong Wei or Lin Dan??

LEE Chong Wei made history when he became the first Malaysian badminton singles player to reach an Olympic final at the Beijing University of Technology Gymnasium last night.
The 26-year-old made sure Malaysia will return home with at least a silver medal after barren outings at the last two Olympics by battling past South Korean Lee Hyun-il 21-18, 13-21, 21-13 in the semi-finals.
Chong Wei has now bettered Rashid Sidek’s bronze medal achievement at the Atlanta Games in 1996.
The men’s doubles pair of Cheah Soon Kit-Yap Kim Hock also delivered a silver medal for Malaysia that year but tomorrow, Chong Wei has a chance to go one step better when he takes on top seed Lin Dan of China, who beat compatriot Chen Jin 21-12, 21-18.
But that mouth-watering finale almost didn't happened as Hyun-il gave the Malaysian some anxious moments.
Chong Wei gained early control but Hyun-il caught up to 18-20.
But the Malaysian earned victory when his rival lobbed the shuttle wide.
Hyun-il, winner of the Korean and German Opens this year, turned on the power in the second game when he won 11 points in a row to eventually force the match into the rubber game.
In the decided, Chong Wei led 8-1 before the tenacious Korean clawed his way back to 11-15.
But Chong Wei, spurred on by shouts of Malaysia Boleh from the pockets of Malaysian supporters, regained the big lead again.
At 19-11, Chong Wei knew he was on the brink of a famous and historic win.
And when he did get the winning point, Chong Wei collapsed to the ground in sheer joy and relief.
He then got up, ran over and jumped onto his coach Misbun Sidek’s arms.
“The huge pressure is off me! I have made sure of winning at least an Olympic medal. I dedicate this to my coach, who gave everything to prepare me for these Games,” said Chong Wei, who only reached the second round in his Olympic debut in Athens four years ago.
“I knew Hyun-il would not be an easy opponent because he has beaten the top players before. But I pulled it off.”
On losing second game, Chong Wei said he just could not keep up with his opponent.
“He played at a very fast pace and I could not follow him. I made mistakes and I just prepared myself for the final game,” said Chong Wei, who now has a shot at the RM1mil incentive that has been promised by the government for any athlete who returns with an Olympic gold medal.
But more than that, it is his chance to gain Malaysian sporting immortality and bag what many athletes can only dream of.
The partisan crowd will be on Lin Dan’s side tomorrow but one thing is for sure, Malaysians can expect Chong Wei to go all out to bring home Malaysia’s first Olympic gold medal.
As he simply puts it: “I’ll play with my life.”

Ni berita kena curi dari TheStar..

Kalu Chong Wei menang Emas..for the 1st time our national anthem will b heard in Olympic..

hehe..

P/S: kalu Menang bagus la..kena ingat sampai bila2 plus masuk sejarah Malaysia lagi..kalu kala, faham2 lah mulut org Malaysia..standard kalu mengumpat..kruk2..GUD LUCK Chong Wei..

14 August 2008

Chong Wei go for the Gold

Chong Wei go for the Semi Final Men's Single..

He beat Sony Dwi Kuncoro 21-9, 21-11..

Chong Wei go for the Gold..

All the best..

P/S: Rasa bangga kalu Chong Wei dapat emas..bila lagi?? Negara dah x stabil..sukan jgn pula ikut..

11 August 2008

Gud Luck Lee Chong Wei

Gud luck Chong Wei..

kalu ko dapat emas..

ko jadi jutawan segera..

Sebab Malaysia janji mau bagi RM1juta untuk atlit yg dapat Emas Olimpik 2008..

tadi pagi suda menang lawan Ronald Susilo dari Singapura 21-13, 21-14..

So..

kalu dapat RM1juta..

ko macam sa la..

sa pun ada RM1juta..

kruk2..

P/S: Dulu selalu main badminton..tapi sekarang tingu orang main badminton..Anyway, gud luck Chong Wei..

23 July 2008

Working Class Hero

As soon as your born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and tv,
And you think you're so clever and you're classless and free,
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see,
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

There's room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the fool on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

John Lennon Version

Regarded as one of John Lennon's most caustic and overtly political songs,
"Working Class Hero" explores themes of alienation and social status from childhood to adulthood, and comments on elements that "distract you from your fate"

Green Day Version

In 2007, Green Day contributed a cover of the song to the Instant Karma: The Amnesty International Campaign to Save Darfur, which was released on June 12, 2007, proceeds from which help support Amnesty International's campaign to focus attention on the conflict in Darfur, Sudan.