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17 August 2012

Churp Churp #Wink2

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19 March 2009

Urban Dictionary

Durex advertisment at Khao San Road, Bangkok



1.
Maximilian
Gods source of all power, genius, sexy mother fucker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world

2.
Maximilian
the ultimate
You are a kew mother fucker but I am Maximilian. or I am the maxmilian of sex machines.

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P/S: Pictures on my vacation will be upload later..

03 October 2008

When i'm Black

Didier Drogba, among Chelsea Fc star player..


This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, written by an African Kid


When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow

When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

Found this from Funny-v1
P/S: Stop Racism..

05 September 2008

Kerja


Kerja punya pasal sa tidak dapat enjoy sama kawan ni malam..
Plan main futsal rosak!!

S&%#..

Bagus lagi tanam anggur..
P/S: What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

03 September 2008

The Rock..Donggongon dia lah Raja

The Rock
Real name: Unknown maybe Michael bin Jackson or Plytipus
Nick name: the Rock
Age: Unknown maybe 103
Family Background: Unknown maybe father of 100 children..
School background: PhD Permanent Head Damaged
Hobbies: asking for Rokok, loitering around Donggonggon, do Sumazau, and etc
Friends: Stone cold, undertaker, ultraman and spiderman..


P/S: ni orang bagus..tidak kacau orang pun..plus..bila misai panjang dia CUKUR..

23 August 2008

Servay Penampang: Fire,Fire, on 20.08.2008





Picture taken from bengodomon.com

Sabah 1st hypermarket build on 1997..
Destroyed on fire..
the history written on 20.08.2008

Time tu malam..
around 7.30pm..
me hanging out with some friends at Ching fah..
Suddenly..
Ah chie (Senior Captain at Ching Fah's Restaurant) informed us that..
Servay is on fire..

Ingat main2..
tau2 betul2 pula..
Kami stay di Ching Fah dari jam 7pm sampai 12am..
still can see the sky from area Penampang Baru ada tu kaler2 macam on fire..

The next day..
bila baca newspaper..
Rugi almost 10 Million..
and some say 30 million..
Memang besar rugi tu..
kruk2..
thanks mQ 4 the info..

P/S: Teda sudah tempat shopping baju xmas..sama tempat part time budak2 lepasan SPM..

20 August 2008

Most Beautiful Athletes at Beijing Olympic 2008..








Leryn Franco is just your run-of-the-mill javelin thrower/pageant queen/model with her own calendar. But during the Beijing Olympics the 26-year old Paraguayan became so much more to the American people; she became our javelin thrower/pageant queen/model with her own calendar. So, my fellow Americans, it is with a heavy heart that I regret to inform you that our favorite Paraguayan athlete (sorry Jose Luis Chilavert) was eliminated from the Olympics this morning after failing to qualify for the javelin finals. Take all the time you need.
Ms. Franco became the object of our attention after she was noticed by NBC cameras during the Parade of Nations at the Olympic Opening Ceremony. Fourth-Place Medal's fledgling Investigative Unit discovered her identity eight magical days ago and since then our schoolboy crush blossomed into unrequited love.
Leryn -- can we call you Leryn? -- didn't return our collective calls, but we didn't mind. We knew she was busy preparing for her event: the javelin throw. She competed this morning, finishing second-to-last in the qualifying round with a throw that was 12 meters short of her personal best. It was a disappointment, to be sure, but not altogether surprising. After all, Leryn's goal was never to medal; it was to win the hearts of men and women worldwide. And in that event, Leryn Franco won gold.



Photo via Getty Images
Artikel dari yahoo.com




P/S: Cantik...tidak ngam jadi athlete..Juvelin thrower lagi tu..nyam2

16 August 2008

Men's Single Olympic Final 2008

Ni gambar kena curi dari kimfei.blogspot.com

Who will win the Olympic Gold Medal??
Lee Chong Wei or Lin Dan??

LEE Chong Wei made history when he became the first Malaysian badminton singles player to reach an Olympic final at the Beijing University of Technology Gymnasium last night.
The 26-year-old made sure Malaysia will return home with at least a silver medal after barren outings at the last two Olympics by battling past South Korean Lee Hyun-il 21-18, 13-21, 21-13 in the semi-finals.
Chong Wei has now bettered Rashid Sidek’s bronze medal achievement at the Atlanta Games in 1996.
The men’s doubles pair of Cheah Soon Kit-Yap Kim Hock also delivered a silver medal for Malaysia that year but tomorrow, Chong Wei has a chance to go one step better when he takes on top seed Lin Dan of China, who beat compatriot Chen Jin 21-12, 21-18.
But that mouth-watering finale almost didn't happened as Hyun-il gave the Malaysian some anxious moments.
Chong Wei gained early control but Hyun-il caught up to 18-20.
But the Malaysian earned victory when his rival lobbed the shuttle wide.
Hyun-il, winner of the Korean and German Opens this year, turned on the power in the second game when he won 11 points in a row to eventually force the match into the rubber game.
In the decided, Chong Wei led 8-1 before the tenacious Korean clawed his way back to 11-15.
But Chong Wei, spurred on by shouts of Malaysia Boleh from the pockets of Malaysian supporters, regained the big lead again.
At 19-11, Chong Wei knew he was on the brink of a famous and historic win.
And when he did get the winning point, Chong Wei collapsed to the ground in sheer joy and relief.
He then got up, ran over and jumped onto his coach Misbun Sidek’s arms.
“The huge pressure is off me! I have made sure of winning at least an Olympic medal. I dedicate this to my coach, who gave everything to prepare me for these Games,” said Chong Wei, who only reached the second round in his Olympic debut in Athens four years ago.
“I knew Hyun-il would not be an easy opponent because he has beaten the top players before. But I pulled it off.”
On losing second game, Chong Wei said he just could not keep up with his opponent.
“He played at a very fast pace and I could not follow him. I made mistakes and I just prepared myself for the final game,” said Chong Wei, who now has a shot at the RM1mil incentive that has been promised by the government for any athlete who returns with an Olympic gold medal.
But more than that, it is his chance to gain Malaysian sporting immortality and bag what many athletes can only dream of.
The partisan crowd will be on Lin Dan’s side tomorrow but one thing is for sure, Malaysians can expect Chong Wei to go all out to bring home Malaysia’s first Olympic gold medal.
As he simply puts it: “I’ll play with my life.”
Ni berita kena curi dari TheStar..
Kalu Chong Wei menang Emas..for the 1st time our national anthem will b heard in Olympic..
hehe..
P/S: kalu Menang bagus la..kena ingat sampai bila2 plus masuk sejarah Malaysia lagi..kalu kala, faham2 lah mulut org Malaysia..standard kalu mengumpat..kruk2..GUD LUCK Chong Wei..

14 August 2008

Chong Wei go for the Gold



Chong Wei go for the Semi Final Men's Single..
He beat Sony Dwi Kuncoro 21-9, 21-11..
Chong Wei go for the Gold..
All the best..

P/S: Rasa bangga kalu Chong Wei dapat emas..bila lagi?? Negara dah x stabil..sukan jgn pula ikut..

11 August 2008

Gud Luck Lee Chong Wei



Gud luck Chong Wei..
kalu ko dapat emas..
ko jadi jutawan segera..
Sebab Malaysia janji mau bagi RM1juta untuk atlit yg dapat Emas Olimpik 2008..
tadi pagi suda menang lawan Ronald Susilo dari Singapura 21-13, 21-14..
So..
kalu dapat RM1juta..
ko macam sa la..
sa pun ada RM1juta..
kruk2..
P/S: Dulu selalu main badminton..tapi sekarang tingu orang main badminton..Anyway, gud luck Chong Wei..

23 July 2008

Working Class Hero

As soon as your born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and tv,
And you think you're so clever and you're classless and free,
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see,
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

There's room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the fool on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

John Lennon Version

Regarded as one of John Lennon's most caustic and overtly political songs,
"Working Class Hero" explores themes of alienation and social status from childhood to adulthood, and comments on elements that "distract you from your fate"

Green Day Version

In 2007, Green Day contributed a cover of the song to the Instant Karma: The Amnesty International Campaign to Save Darfur, which was released on June 12, 2007, proceeds from which help support Amnesty International's campaign to focus attention on the conflict in Darfur, Sudan.

21 July 2008

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15 July 2008

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14 June 2008

Scolari Confirmed As New Chelsea Boss

The current Portugal boss has been linked with the post for the past couple of weeks in particular, though he has remained adamant he would not make a decision on his future until after Euro 2008.However, as other candidates continued to rule themselves out of the job, it appears the Brazilian coach has made the decision early, and he will take over at Stamford Bridge from July 1."Chelsea Football Club is delighted to confirm that Luiz Felipe Scolari will be the club's new manager from July 1, 2008," read a statement on the club's official website."Felipe has great qualities. He is one of the world's top coaches with a record of success at country and club level, he gets the best out of a talented squad of players and his ambitions and expectations match ours. He was the outstanding choice."Out of respect for his current role as Head Coach of the Portuguese national team, and to ensure minimum disruption to this work, there will be no further comment from Chelsea FC nor from Felipe about his new role until his employment with us commences."Scolari is best known for winning the World Cup with Brazil in 2002, and he has since taken Portugal to two semi-finals and a final in his time as manager, establishing them as top contenders on the international stage.He has no club management experience in Europe, but has had success with Brazilian club Gremio, where he won the Copa Libertadores.
Sulmaan Ahmad, Goal.com

05 June 2008

Fuel Prices its A Joke





03 June 2008

New Inter coach eyes Blues trio


Jose Mourinho has been named Inter Milan's new coach - and is expected to raid Chelsea for Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard and Ricardo Carvalho.The Italian champions have handed the former Stamford Bridge boss a three-year contract - and also announced that he will be assisted by Giuseppe Baresi at the San Siro.
The move had been long anticipated and comes after former coach Roberto Mancini was sacked last week.
Mourinho will be unveiled on Tuesday at a press conference and a statement on Inter's website confirmed: "Internazionale announce the arrival of Jose Mourinho.
"The Portuguese coach has signed a three-year contract and will work alongside Rui Farias, Silvino and Andrei Villas Boas.
"The assistant coach will be Giuseppe Baresi.''
It continued: "Thanking Roberto Mancini and his staff for the success
obtained in four seasons as the leader of the team, all of Internazionale has the great pleasure to welcome Jose Mourinho and his coaches.''

i found the news from EuroSport

Official: Inter Announce Mourinho Arrival



Mourinho will be in charge at Inter for the next three years, the club have confirmed.
A statement on the club's official website reads: "Jose Mourinho is now officially the new Inter coach.
"Mourinho will be assisted by Rui Farias, Silvino and Andrei Villas Boas for his Nerazzurri project.
"Mourinho's number two will be Giuseppe Baresi, who was a youth team coach.
"The new coach will be unveiled on Tuesday morning at 11:30 am at the Appiano Gentile training complex.
"The Portuguese coach has signed a three year contract.
"We would like to thank Roberto Mancini and all his staff for the success he achieved in four seasons as the coach.
"FC Internazionale would like to welcome Jose Mourinho and his staff and we wish them well."
Mourinho will be hoping to bring in a few old faces from Chelsea as he begins his new career at the helm of the Italian champions.
Moratti will be keen on his new coach bringing him the Champions League. Mourinho's wages are not yet known but reports in Italy suggest he will earn around €9m per year.
Salvatore Landolina


i found this news at

Goal.com

29 May 2008

Mourinho: I Can’t Wait To Start




Last night the agent of Roberto Mancini confirmed that his client had been sacked as coach of Inter, and that his replacement would be Jose Mourinho.Now the Gazzetta dello Sport has reported some brief words from Mourinho, in which he reveals his excitement at the prospect of this new challenge."I can’t wait to get started,” said the Portuguese tactician.The self-proclaimed ‘Special One’ has been out of work since he left Chelsea by mutual consent last September. Mourinho is said to be particularly looking forward to the renowned tactical side of the Italian game, and reportedly confided to friends:"The first day of training will be beautiful. To be able to play and work on tactics, with less gym, less travelling, and less monotonous. I want to change the traditional method of preparation,” he vowed.The 45-year-old is expected to sign a three-year contract, earning a staggering €9 million per year.


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i found this news at

Goal.com

25 May 2008

First Sabahan wins Akademi Fantasia


Finally Sabahan wins Akademi Fantasia (AF)..Stracie Angie Anam or Stacy, 18, from Penampang, Sabah win the competition for session 6. After half of dozen Sabahans (Linda,Felix, Lotter,Velvet,Rich etc) trying to win this capitalist program, Stacy make Sabahan proud and also Penampangites.

''Alamak! terlebih suda.."

To where Pedra Blanca belong..

i feel guilty for nothing..the reasons was Malaysia lost 0.2 hectare on the 23rd of May 2008 for the Geo-political Issues..
The ICJ people say that the Island where they preferred to called Pedra Blanca are belong to Singapore. More worse, the decision were air live telecast by RTM.. huhu..
Blessed be, Malaysia only owns Middle Rocks..
The judgment ends the 28-year old territorial dispute between Malaysia and Singapore and both countries had earlier pledged to abide by the decision of the ICJ that is final and not subject to appeal.


yala..yala..looks like 'win-win' situation but on the other side seems like only one win..