Latest definitions of Oxford Dictionary

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Etc . : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Count your bless..

1.Your presence is a present to the world
2 You are unique and one of a kinds
3 Your life can be what you want it to be
4 Thank God for every moment you live
5 Count your blessing not your troubles
6 Within you are so many answer
7 Nothing waste more energy than worrying
8 Realize that it's never to late do ordinary things in extraordinary way
9 Live a life of serenity
10 Do your best and be proud of it
11 The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets
12 Don't put limit to yourself
13 So many dreams are waiting to be realize

Forget all above and you are SPECIAL..

Last words spoken before execution . . .

*Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928
*You are going to hurt me, please don't hurt me, just one more moment, I beg you!Guillotined.
~~ Madame du Barry, mistress of Louis XV, d. 1793
*I am going to be face to face with Jesus now. . . . I love you all very much. I will see you all when you get there. . . . I will wait for you.Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Karla Faye Tucker Brown, d. February 3, 1998
*Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way.Executed by firing squad.
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922
*Thank you for the change in my life you have given me, the love and closeness of my family and my beautiful daughter. Thank you for using me...Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ John Cockrum, d. September 30, 1997
*You sons of bitches. Give my love to Mother.Executed in electric chair.
~~ Francis "Two Gun" Crowley, d. 1931
*They butchered me back there, I was in a lot of pain. They cut me in the groin; they cut me in the leg. I was bleeding profusely. This is not an execution, it is murder.Executed by injection, Florida
~~ Bennie Demps, d. June 8, 2000( It took execution technicians 33 minutes to find suitable veins for the execution. The executioners had no unusual problems finding one vein, but because Florida protocol requires a second alternate intravenous drip, they continued to work to insert another needle, finally abandoning the effort after their prolonged failures.)
*I'm going home, babe.Executed by injection, Delaware.
~~ James Allen Red Dog, d. March 3, 1993
*Remember, the death penalty is murder.Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Robert Drew, d. August 2, 1994
*Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.Last words on the gallows.
~~ George Engel(He was one of four executed after the 1886 Haymarket bombing in Chicago)
*I love you. Spoken to the executioner.Executed by injection, New York.
~~ Sean Flannagan, d. June 23, 1989
*How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966
*I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992
*Let's do it!Executed by firing squad, Utah.
~~ Gary Gilmore, d. January 17, 1977
*I'd rather be fishing.Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987
*Good people are always so sure they're right. Executed at San Quentin.
~~ Barbara Graham, d. June 3, 1955
*I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995
*Lock and load. Let's do it.Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ G. W. Green, d. November 12, 1991
*You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.Executed in California's gas chamber.
~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992
*It is the duty of every good officer to obey any orders given him by his commander-in-chief. (Actual)Shot by British as a spy.
~~ Nathan Hale, American hero, d. 1776
*I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. (Attributed)
~~ Nathan Hale
*I am innocent, innocent, innocent. Make no mistake about this. I owe society nothing. I am an innocent man and something very wrong is taking place tonight.Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Lionel Herrera d. May 12, 1993
*There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is God's messenger.Executed by hanging, at Camp Justice in the Baghdad suburb of Khadimiya
~~ Saddam Hussein d. December 30, 2006
*I don't hold any grudges. This is my doing. Sorry it happened.Executed in electric chair, Indiana.
~~ Steven Judy, d. March 9, 1981
*Such is Life. Executed by hanging.
~~ Ned Kelly, Australian bushranger, d. 1880
*I love you, mom.Executed by injection, Texas.
~~ Clarence Lackey, d. May 20, 1997
*I die innocent of all the crimes laid to my charge; I Pardon those who have occasioned my death; and I pray to God that the blood you are going to shed may never be visited on France.Executed by guillotine
~~ Louis XVI of France, d. January 21, 1793
*My dear Melinée, my beloved little orphan,In a few hours I will no longer be of this world. We are going to be executed today at 3:00. This is happening to me like an accident in my life; I don’t believe it, but I nevertheless know that I will never see you again.
Executed by firing squad
~~ Missak Manouchian, d. February 21, 1944(Leader of the Parisian section of a Communist Resistance movement, the Francs Tireurs et Partisans - Main - d'oeuvre immigrée (FTP-MOI). See his entire letter & those of others of this group also executed, at: The Last Letters.
*Farewell, my children, forever. I go to your Father.
Executed by guillotine.
*Monsieur, I beg your pardon.Spoken to the executioner, after she stepped on his foot.
~~ Marie Antoinette, Queen of France, d. October 16, 1793
*Today is a good day to die. I forgive all of you. I hope God does too.Executed by injection, Virginia.
~~ Mario Benjamin Murphy, d. September 17, 1997
*Shoot me in the chest!To his executioners.
~~Benito Mussolini, Italian dictator, d.1945
*Shoot straight you bastards and don't make a mess of it!Executed by firing squad.
~~ Harry Harbord "Breaker" Morant, Australian poet & national hero, d. 1902
*Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.
~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930
*So the heart be right, it is no matter which way the head lieth.Executed by beheading.
~~ Sir Walter Raleigh, d. October 29, 1618
*Well, the Lord is going to get another one.Executed in electric chair, Georgia.
~~ John Eldon Smith, d. December 15, 1983
*Capital punishment: them without the capital get the punishment.Executed in electric chair, Florida.
~~ John Spenkelink, d. May 25, 1979
*Adios.Executed by injection in Maryland.
~~ John Thanos, d. May 16, 1994

LAW of the Garbage Truck by David J.Pollay

How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're theTerminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels.However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly he/she can get back her focus on what's important. Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab.Here's what happened.I hopped in a taxi, and we took offfor Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches!The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us.My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now call, 'The Law of the GarbageTruck.'Many people are like garbage trucks.They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger,and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. And if you let them, they'll dump it on you. When someone wants to dump on you, don't take it personally.You just smile, wave, wish them well,and move on.You'll be happy you did.So this was it: The 'Law of theGarbage Truck.' I started thinking, how often do I let Garbage Trucks run right over me? And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people:at work, at home, on the streets? It was that day I said,'I'm not going to do it anymore.' I began to see garbage trucks. I see the load they're carrying. I see them coming to drop it off. And like my TaxiDriver, I don't make it a personal thing; I just smile, wave, wish them well, and I move on.One of my favorite football players of all time,Walter Payton, did this every day on the footballfield. He would jump up as quickly as he hit the ground after being tackled. He never dwelled on a hit. Payton was ready to make the next play his best.Good leaders know they have to be ready for their next meeting. Good parents know that they have to welcome their children home from school with hugs and kisses.Teachers and parents know that they have to be fully present, and at their best for the people they care about.The bottom line is that successful people do not let Garbage Trucks take over their day. Whatabout you? What would happen in your life, starting today, if you let more garbage trucks pass you by?Here's my bet.You'll be happier.So.. Love the people who treat you right.Pray for the ones who don't.Believe that everything happens for a reason.If you get a chance , TAKE IT!If it changes your life , LET IT!Nobody said it would be easy...They just promised it would be worth it!A Blessing forYou Each and everyone one of us are goingthrough tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in away that only He can.Keep the faith.This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive.There is no cost but a lot of rewards.Let's continue to pray for one another.
The prayer:
Father, I ask You to bless my friends,relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain,give them your peace and mercy.Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through your grace.Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes,families, finances, their goings and their comings. In Jesus ' precious name. Amen.

Waiting for your call

Artist: Secondhand Serenade
Album: Awake
Year: 2006
Title: Your Call

Waiting for your call, I'm sick, call I'm angry
call I'm desperate for your voice
Listening to the song we used to sing
In the car, do you remember
Butterfly, Early Summer
It's playing on repeat, Just like when we would meet
Like when we would meet

I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

Stripped and polished, I am new, I am fresh
I am feeling so ambitious, you and me, flesh to flesh
Cause every breath that you will take
when you are sitting next to me
will bring life into my deepest hopes, What's your fantasy?
(What's your, what's your...)

I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

And I'm tired of being all alone, and this solitary moment makes me want to come back home
x4

I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight
(I know everything you wanted isn't anything you have)

being Max..

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