Urban Dictionary

Durex advertisment at Khao San Road, Bangkok



1.
Maximilian
Gods source of all power, genius, sexy mother fucker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world

2.
Maximilian
the ultimate
You are a kew mother fucker but I am Maximilian. or I am the maxmilian of sex machines.

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P/S: Pictures on my vacation will be upload later..

Vacation

Off Malaysia for 2 weeks..

Gonna be at Thailand from 24 of Feb until 6 of Mac..

Kittung Mak Mak..

P/S: Bapa a.k.a Big Boss u r the Best

2 Tags in a row..

1st Tag:
From Audrey Jonioh

1. Copy badge “2008 Cute’s 3logger Award” di atas untuk diletakkan di blog anda.
2. Link/ceritakan kembali siapa yang memberikan award ini kepada anda.

Audrey Jonioh
3. Setiap blogger mesti menyatakan 10 fakta/hobi diri sendiri sebelum memilih penerima award seterusnye (anda di-tag).

1.Seorang lelaki

2.Lahir 24 tahun yg lalu

3. 3 November tarikh yg sangat bermakna

4. Perokok

5.kaki minum yg mula sedar

6. Minat sukan badminton

7. Bukan pemain Futsal yg baik

8. Anak ke2 dari 4 adik-beradik

9. Cita-cita mau kena jackpot

10. Semua di atas BETUL

-NO ONE BEEN TAG FROM ME-

2nd Tag:

From AngelBear

It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag 10 people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Have fun!

1. What is your name? MAX FEDILIS

2. A four letter word: MALE

3. A boy's name: MALCOLM

4. A girl's name: MARIA

5. An occupation: MONEY MAKER

6. A color: MERAH (RED)

7. Something you wear: MINI SKIRT

8. A food: MEE HUN SUP KEPALA IKAN

9. Something found in the bathroom: MARBLE

10. A place: MANILA

11. A reason for being late: MAN HANG OVER

12. Something you shout: MONEY!!

13. A movie title: MR AND MRS SMITH

14. Something you drink: MONTOKU

15. A musical group: MAROON 5

16. A street name: MAT SALLEH STREET

17. A type of car: MERCEDEZ BENZ

18. A song title: MONEY MONEY MONEY

19. A verb: MAKAN

Who's in this tag?-
Audrey Jonioh
Greg
MaveriQue
Miss Jae Isabelle
Miss JaneRovera
Miss LeOna
Miss Maika
Amanda- My Little Sista
Rebeca

InobongProper

Lets Spit and lick it again..

WikiToiletpaper: Super Katak Sejenis binatang yang gemar menjilat ludah sendiri..
Apabila Super Katak menjilat ludahnya sendiri, binatang ini akan mendapat 50juta ekor lalat..

Frog strikes again!!

Somewhere inside Malaysia or Bolehland

Better That We Break

"Better That We Break"

I never knew perfection til
I heard you speak, and now it kills me
Just to hear you say the simple things
Now waking up is hard to do
And sleeping is impossible too
Everything is reminding me of you
What can I do?It’s not right, not OK
Say the words that you say
Maybe we’re better off this way?
I’m not fine, I’m in pain
It’s harder everyday
Maybe we’re better off this way?
It’s better that we break…
A fool to let you slip away
I chase you just to hear you say
You’re scared and that you think that I’m insane
The city look so nice from here
Pity I can’t see it clearly
While you’re standing there, it disappears
It disappears

It’s not right, not OK
Say the word it should say
Maybe we’re better off this way?
I’m not fine, I’m in pain
It’s harder everyday
Maybe we’re better off this way?
It’s better that we break
Saw you sitting all alone
You’re fragile and you’re cold, but that’s all right
Life these days is getting rough
They’ve knocked you down and beat you up
But it’s just a rollercoaster anyway, yeah
It’s not right, not OK
Say the words that you say
Maybe we’re better off this way?
I’m not fine, I’m in pain
It’s harder everyday
Maybe we’re better off this way?
I’m not fine, not OK
Say the words that you say
Maybe we’re better off this way?
I’m not fine, I’m in pain
It’s harder everyday
Maybe we’re better off this way?
It’s better that we break, baby

-Maroon 5-

Better That We Break

Subjek BM SPM saya setakat lulus

Memandangkan saya ada masa lebih kurang setengah jam percuma pada hari ini, saya berusaha menjawab tag Saudari Jane..

1. Apakah benda yang paling penting dalam hidup kamu?

-> Benda yang paling penting bagi saya adalah keluaraga saya sebab dorang sayang saya,kawan-kawan, Dia, dan Encik Duit..

2. Apakah benda terakhir yang kamu beli dengan wang sendiri?

-> Kasut xmas untuk digunakan selama 3 tahun lagi dan rokok Pall Mall 20 batang..

3. Di manakah tempat impian perkahwinan kamu?

-> Di dewan Tun Fuad sebab pengahwa dingin sangat kuat dan nyaman..kah kah kah

4. Berapa lama anda rasa hubungan kamu berkekalan?

-> Sampai penghujung dot dot dot..entah la..

5. Adakah anda dilamun cinta?

-> Entah, saya tidak tahu sebab saya kurang faham keadaan sekarang ini

6. Di manakah restoran terakhir kamu makan malam?

-> Di Kedai Kopi dan Minum Ching Fah pada tahun lalu..lama suda rupanya

7. Namakan buku terakhir yang kamu beli?

-> Suatu masa dahulu..Entah, sudah lama..apa tu buku??

8. Apakah nama penuh kamu?

-> Nama saya bukan Doremon..

9. Kamu lebih senang dengan mak atau ayah?

-> Bapa saya sebab dia tidak marah kalau saya merokok

10. Namakan seseorang yang kamu ingin jumpa untuk pertama kalinya dalam hidup anda?

-> CRISTIANO RONALDO bukan orangnya (Jane jgn marah) Mestilah Maria Ozawa

11.Sebutkan 8 nama sahabat yang paling rapat dengan kamu?

-> Sahabat, Tobinai, kawan, Peng yu, etc..

12. Adakah kamu mencuci pakaian anda sendiri?

-> mestilah..TIDAK

13. Tempat yang paling seronok kamu mahu pegi?

-> Entah..belum difikirkan lagi

14. Pelukan atau ciuman?

-> kedua-duanya boleh?

15. Butirkan 5 perkara tentang orang yang tag kamu.

-> Jane: 1. Seorang guru yg baru d SMK Tambunan 2. Kawan sekolah rendah saya sampai dewasa 3. seorang yang minat terhadap barang-barang canggih (ada dia cakap dalam blog dia), 4. dia bawa kereta wira warna merah 5. Dulu suka Chivas(haha)

16. 8 perkara yang amat saya gilai
-> 1. Minum 2. Rokok, 3. Kalau si Jane Manchester United,saya Chelsea fc lah, 4. Internet, 5. KOmik, 6. wayang yang lucu-lucu, 7. Keluar malam 8. dan lain-lain

17. 8 perkataan yang sering di ucapkan
-> Kancang, kruk2 ...

18. 8 buah buku yang paling terbaru dibaca.
-> macam tiada..suratkhabar kira kah??

19. 8 lagu yang saya boleh dengar berulang kali.
-> sangat banyak..

19. 8 perkara yang saya pelajari tahun lalu
-> Percayalah..semua orang berbeza..

20. 8 orang untuk di tag
->8 orang yang baca ini tag

Welcome 2009, Goodbye 2008

Happy New Year 2009

This year full with suprises..

Starting from 1st January 2008 untill 31 of December 2008..
So many happend..
some are full with sweet memory and some with a bitter one..
More mistake happened and sins a full all over the year..
all from the Uni life along with the Ranau Trip, the OSF around Sabah trip,
Labuan disguised angel, until the end of the year..
Suprise..suprise..suprise..

More things to say but..
i cant hardly to write..
the New Year feeling are around..
and hopefully all the bad memory gone with the year 2008..
priceless but so bad i want to miss it..

New year,
New life,
New bla, bla, bla, bla...

Wish you all Happy New Year 2009

Goodbye 2008!!

Merry Xmas ho ho ho..

Merry Xmas to everybody..

May God Bless u all in this festive seasons..

P/S: A Grinch stole my xmas mood.. but thanks to labuan which bring a reincarnation 4 me

My kryptonite is a RAT..

Macam-Macam: Pegawai bomba lari tugas kerana tikus

LONDON: Seorang pegawai bomba dan penyelamat Britain kini berdepan tindakan disiplin selepas lari daripada tugas hanya kerana terserempak dengan dua ekor tikus. Akhbar The Sun melaporkan semalam, anggota yang bertugas di balai bomba Essex dan dirahsiakan identitinya itu, bertindak mengunci balai dan segera ke ibu pejabat. Beliau turut memaklumkan ibu pejabat yang beliau tidak berani berjaga sendirian selepas terlihat kehadiran dua haiwan perosak berkenaan. - Agensi

Dari Berita Hairan

P/S: Believe me..i will do the same thing..

Awake

Awake

With every appearance by you, blinding my eyes,

I can hardly remember the last time I felt like I do.

You're an angel disguised.

And you're lying real still,

but your heart beat is fast just like mine.

And the movie's long over,

that's three that have passed, one more's fine.

Will you stay awake for me?

I don't wanna miss anything,

I don't wanna miss anything

I will share the air I breathe,

I'll give you my heart on a string,

I just don't wanna miss anything.

I'm trying real hard not to shake. I'm biting my tongue,

but I'm feeling alive and with every breathe that I take,

I feel like I've won. You're my key to survival.

And if it's a hero you want, I can save you.

Just stay here. Your whispers are priceless.

Your breathe, it is dear.

So please stay near.

Will you stay awake for me?

I don't wanna miss anything

I don't wanna miss anything,

I will share the air I breathe,

I'll give you my heart on a string,

I just don't wanna miss anything.

Say my name. I just want to hear you.

Say my name. So I know it's true.

You're changing me.

You're changing me.

You showed me how to live. So just say.

So just say, That you'll stay awake for me,

I don't wanna miss anything.

I don't wanna miss anything.

I will share the air I breathe,

I'll give you my heart on a string,

I just don't wanna miss anything

By Secondhand Serenade

and there will be..xmas

I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. ~Charles Dickens~

P/S: Christmas, once a year and its exactly a time to go to church and show your new clothes..ha ha ha..

P/S 2: Here in Office already got snow..time to get Relax..

For Refreshment

As you think, so you become..

As you wish, so you become.. frustrated